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Chickens

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TRON:
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept
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> >In the coop behind the church.
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> >One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
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> >Discovered that the cock was missing.
> >
> >He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to
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> >Question his parishioners in church.
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> >During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" :shock:
> >
> >All the men stood up.
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> >"No, no, that wasn't what meant. Has any body seen a cock?" :shock:
> >
> >All the women stood up.
> >
> >"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock
> >that doesn't belong to them?".............. :shock:
> >
> >Half the women stood up.
> >
> >No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,
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> >Has anybody seen MY cock?" :shock:
> >
> >Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

GRNINJA:
 [whistle]

Andy J:
 [rofl]  sort of 6/10 but made me laugh and that's not easy  [rofl]

MajicKwak:
Got a smile out of me..............no that was wind sorry.

No cigar this time.

davemfox:
 :iamwithstupid:

 :tongue3:

Dave

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