Topic: In-flight Extras (Read 1961 times)

fridayman · « **on:** June 04, 2007, 12:48:24 PM »

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Andy J · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »

superb +bhp

horse · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:01:02 PM »

GRNINJA · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:19:05 PM »

TRON · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:01:00 PM »

............hehehehe

davemfox · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:45:12 PM »

Dave

zx10r bob · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:41:00 PM »

quality mate,have a bhp on me for that

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fridayman

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