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fridayman:
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Andy J:
superb +bhp  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

horse:
 [clap]

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

TRON:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] ............hehehehe

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