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kryten

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Irish Joke
« on: June 09, 2007, 06:58:24 PM »
Teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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Re: Irish Joke
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 07:10:28 PM »
Not bad!
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Re: Irish Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2007, 09:03:24 PM »
 :lol:
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Andy J

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Re: Irish Joke
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2007, 09:34:29 PM »
my all time favourite, usually little Jonny and neighbour washing the car on a sunny day

+bhp  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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