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Author Topic: New Apartment  (Read 2212 times)

Lovell

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New Apartment
« on: June 01, 2007, 09:34:15 AM »

         A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
         lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

        While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
        the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

        The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
        him.

        As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
        nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
        contact.

        After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
        to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

        He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
        against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

        Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

        Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
        ears."

        Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts.
        They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
        firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

        How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

        Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
        heard someone coming.... that was me."
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Andy J

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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 12:05:05 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Jim996

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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 12:11:50 PM »

Why does stuff like this never happen to me?
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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 04:19:19 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 05:22:49 PM »

Why does stuff like this never happen to me?

cos ur past it  :icon_thumright:  :lol:

nice joke  [rofl]
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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 05:37:20 PM »

Why does stuff like this never happen to me?

because it's just a joke  :icon_scratch:      [whistle]                       [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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MajicKwak

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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 09:43:39 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Very Good

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 11:31:21 PM »

Why does stuff like this never happen to me?

 :iamwithstupid:

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 10:22:40 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]..Now that made me laugh!!
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Re: New Apartment
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 12:08:29 AM »

awesome  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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