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Liverpudlian joke
« on: May 30, 2007, 08:57:09 PM »

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool
on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask
him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he
is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike
for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells
the scousers he has to leave.

The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in
the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he
agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into
the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on
his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for
speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to
which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs".

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He rushes back to his car and gets onto his radio and calls for
immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher
asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.

"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already
hatched and the f**ers have managed to nick a motorbike already!"
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 08:58:27 PM »

 [whistle]  not bad
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 08:59:36 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]


Brilliant  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] + bhp
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 09:10:06 PM »

 :icon_thumright: [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 09:11:18 PM »

confession.... it reminded me of that picture of Mikeys bike in the back of a van, sorry son  [whistle]  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 11:35:20 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 11:51:26 PM »

help me out here...scouser?
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 11:55:09 PM »

help me out here...scouser?

someone from the Liverpool area in the UK, a regional thing

« Last Edit: May 31, 2007, 12:06:23 AM by Andy J »
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 12:03:49 AM »

i get it....... [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

that was English he was speakin'?
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 12:08:27 AM »

It was supposed to be  [rofl] ,

I've now removed the link though as I decided after listening to it all as there was a bit too mucg swearing  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 08:17:42 PM »

quality.... bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [rofl]   [rofl]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 09:01:53 PM »

quality.... bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [rofl]   [rofl]
you can imagine what it was like, it was police trying to arrest one of Liverpools finest  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 03:11:31 AM »

hooligans.... [whistle]
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Re: Liverpudlian joke
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 09:21:44 AM »

 :lol: Was ok....however my missus didn't find it funny....she's a scouser and a bit touchy when I take the piss! I just say "Hey Hey, Calm Down Calm Down"



Got to go...Grandad's coming round for his breakfast and ar' Avaligne has just got another modelling contract..balaclava's I think!



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