Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool
on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask
him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he
is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike
for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells
the scousers he has to leave.
The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in
the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he
agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into
the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on
his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for
speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to
which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs".
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He rushes back to his car and gets onto his radio and calls for
immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher
asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already
hatched and the f**ers have managed to nick a motorbike already!"
