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roxy:
coming home after the nightshift had a crash with the car
i ran into the back of this car, the fella got out, he was a dwarf, he said
i`m not happy....   so i said
well what fucking one are you then....!



a woman goes into homebase and buys a wall mirror
the assistant asks,would you like a screw for that ?
no thanx says the woman     but if you get me a lawnmower
i`ll give you a blow job.

GRNINJA:
 [whistle]

I can see the tumbleweed coming along  [rofl] [rofl]

Andy J:
 [whistle]

roxy:
 [rofl] [rofl]
very good mate very good :icon_thumleft:

Andy J:
come on Roxy pal, let's hear a better one  :tongue3:  :icon_thumright:

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