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[2 pints of heavy]

Mrs. Nolan is very elderly and Father Murphy does visits to the house once a week.
last week while the padre was visiting he noticed a large bowl of peanuts on the table,..feeling peckish he says while they are talking
"do you mind if a have a couple peanuts while we talk?"
"No" says Mrs. Nolan.." go ahead and eat all you want"..she says


well, after an hour of talking about things the Father notices he has ate all of the peanuts, feeling a little embarassed he says
" my goodness, it seems that i have made a glotton of meself and eaten all of your peanuts,i'm so sorry"

" oh don't worry"..the elderly woman says.." since i've lost all my teeth all i can do is suck all the chocolate off them"


AND HEAVY QUIETLY GRABS HIS COAT

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Dave