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[Jim996]

On Westgate Road in Newcastle yesterday, (for those of you who don't know westgate road or "The Hill" is Newcastles' biking Mecca...all the bike shops in one place, great afternoon out).....

Anyway baking hot morning and this nob bike cop was parked halfway up the hill nicking everyone who pulled the traditional wheelie as they go up the hill.........what a cock.......he must have needed a few more pointless tugs for his monthly "arrest target"...........his cash register was ringing nicely I saw him dish out 3 tickets in the space of 10 minutes.......the police force these days are just a bloody business.....talk about alienating the public......boils my piss.......then they say they are always "too busy" to attend when your house gets burgled.....

[Andy J]

yes, that's a fekker............. maybe preventative is the word and he should instead have placed himself in a visible area to stop everyone doing wheelies etc in the first place. It's always a risk when you ride around bike meets that there's easy pickings for the police though

[GRNINJA]

should of gone into a shop and borrowed a big marker and put a sign up .... what a tit.... (the copper that is)

[zxyogi]

A sign saying "what a tit"....that'll attract the Fat slags,Biffa Bacon,Buster Gonads.......... 

[fossil]

But buster gonads wheel barrow cant wheelie ?

[zxyogi]

  with the size o them plumbs i bet he has trouble pushing the fooking wheelbarrow as it'll be on the rear supports!! 

[fossil]

Yeah - needs TTS or Maxton to set it up

[gopher]

It,s frikkin wrong my missus had her shop window put through they got 2 lads that were still there wasted when the cops arrived but as one blamed the other and vice versa feck all was done!! yet they are very good at telling me i was riding my bike 9mph over a 70 speed limit  100 miles from my house at 2 am!!!

[fossil]

I like threads within threads, have a bhp ZXyogi.
I know it is commendable to highlight the failures of the  'States intrument of social contol' but Buster Gonads wheel barrow gets my vote...   

[zxyogi]

Why,thankyoo very much [said in an Elvis stylee] Foss!!!

Like Gopher said my Missus works in a Hairdressers in Twickenham and the front window was put through and items and money stolen,the thing is they had evidence on cctv[inside shop] of the bloke that done it...he was the dustman!! Wearing his uniform!! And you can plainly make out his face!!!....but there is NO need to say what the Old Bill said...is there?....even the local council were not interested as they said it could  have been an ex employee that didnt return the uniform!!.......so NOWT was done!!!....Dont wanna say owt anymore cos it FOOKS me right OFF!!!!

[Jim996]

The cops are just a business these days.....there's no point nicking Chavs and burglars because they don't pay the fines anyway.....far easier to target people with jobs.

[Andy J]

wooooooohoooo and I thought I was the only grumpy 'Meldrew' type person in here 

[zxyogi]

No Mate!!!....we dont buy Zimmers we buy Soap boxes!!! 






 

[Jim996]

 [rofl]Victor Meldrew......Don't get me started.......my Mrs doesn't let me watch the news anymore because I sit in front of the TV shouting and swearing too much.....

Think it's time I staged a military coup and set the UK up as my own tinpot dictatorship.........it couldn't be much more corrupt than the system we have now and it would definitely be more entertaining...........lots of gold braided uniforms for my cohorts, the end of the welfare state and the money saved spent on hundreds of purpose built indoor racetracks..............

I would also hang anyone who complained about track-day noise from the nearest lamppost.......

Caravans would be a hanging offence too.......

So would being an MP......

And woe betide anyone with an underseat model Zx-10.............

[Chrisblack10r]

On Westgate Road in Newcastle yesterday, (for those of you who don't know westgate road or "The Hill" is Newcastles' biking Mecca...all the bike shops in one place, great afternoon out).....

Anyway baking hot morning and this nob bike cop was parked halfway up the hill nicking everyone who pulled the traditional wheelie as they go up the hill.........what a cock.......he must have needed a few more pointless tugs for his monthly "arrest target"...........his cash register was ringing nicely I saw him dish out 3 tickets in the space of 10 minutes.......the police force these days are just a bloody business.....talk about alienating the public......boils my piss.......then they say they are always "too busy" to attend when your house gets burgled.....

know im probably going to get burned off you guys for this, but if you want to go around popping wheelies then you run the risk of getting done by the police

its like people that get done for speeding and then moan about it, at the end of the day you all know the law and if you break it and get caught  then you should take the rap for it

plus i cant do them so am slightly jealous