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Author Topic: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke  (Read 1924 times)

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not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« on: May 27, 2007, 01:11:11 AM »

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'.
'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' he sighed.........



'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2007, 05:23:46 AM »

 [rofl]
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2007, 08:31:56 AM »

 :crybaby2:
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2007, 08:46:33 AM »

 :cry: you're making me blub Horsam! Have a bhp and see if that cheers you up!  ;-)
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007, 08:56:11 AM »

Thanks feeling bit better!
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007, 09:37:51 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2007, 09:45:08 AM »

Now that's funny.

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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2007, 04:55:37 PM »

Nice one G  :icon_thumright:

 [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2007, 10:40:48 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 10:58:12 PM »

'Kin good that... [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: not one of mine but funny as fook ...blonde joke
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2007, 10:09:39 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]even my blonde missis laughed
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