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Author Topic: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....  (Read 8679 times)

Mark GVA

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I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« on: August 20, 2013, 09:02:26 PM »

That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.

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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2013, 02:41:03 PM »

top ten jokes ... read it other day .

 I hear there is a new chocolate coming from asia...... Its a chinese wispa  [rofl]
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Mark GVA

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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2013, 05:34:41 PM »

 :icon_thumright:
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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 04:03:39 PM »

That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.

What strip clubs are you going to where the girls are old enough to be your mum  :icon_puke_r:
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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 04:31:29 PM »

Do the maths Tingy....
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Mark GVA

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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 03:27:45 PM »

Tingy.... I come from Blackpool. Nuff said  :icon_puke_r:
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Re: I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 08:00:23 PM »

If his Mum was a right Slag and the OP is only 18 now then his Mum might only be 31!

There's plenty of 31 year old Chix I'd like a Lappy off!   :headbang:
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