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Author Topic: Doin' a runner........  (Read 4913 times)

Jim996

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Doin' a runner........
« on: May 23, 2007, 10:37:27 AM »
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 11:06:43 AM »
If it was me I wouldn't of course ...  been going 120 around a bend on a public road so I can't really help you there  :dontknow:


But if you refering to my altered ego Derek.... he would most definately pin the fecker beyond belief get as far and as fast away as possible and hope that I get away without a problem...

But of course if any officials are reading this my altered ago is a fictional character and by no means reflects any advice to which I would recommend..... :icon_thumright:



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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 01:04:15 PM »
 :shock: FOOK that i'd just twat the throttle and FOOK off!!
Alter ego called Derek...  :lol: ...thought it was Mavis!!

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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 01:04:34 PM »
Keep it pinned. Why give them a chance when you dont need to :icon_scratch:
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 01:34:34 PM »
Using my 'soon to be installed' Brembo master cylinder I would have simply slowed to 60 (INSTANTLY) and smiled at them.
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 01:55:20 PM »
Nowt they could have done except issue you with a verbal bollocking.  Speed measuring in cars has to be done over a set distance.
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 02:02:50 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:
But the FOOKERS will twist everything to get a nicking and a good rogering from  DI Twat!!
I was stitched up and got 6 points,long story,the Pigtwat blamed me but it was a so called Mate that did the dodgy doing and never owned up to it so i copped the lot!!!WANKERS!!
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: zxyogi on May 23, 2007, 02:02:50 PM
:iamwithstupid:
But the FOOKERS will twist everything to get a nicking and a good rogering from  DI Twat!!
I was stitched up and got 6 points,long story,the Pigtwat blamed me but it was a so called Mate that did the dodgy doing and never owned up to it so i copped the lot!!!WANKERS!!
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That's your "mate"'s fault not the coppers yogi.
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 02:14:46 PM »
well I got a yellow card for going round a roundabout... I was lean over quite far and he gave it to me for in approriate speed on a round about..... I was doing 15/20mph  :dontknow:
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 02:17:14 PM »
NO!!!
He shouldve known who done the dodgy manouvre!!!....I was weraing BLACK one peice leathers on a BLUE n WHITE bike the other geezer RED n WHITE leathers on a RED n WHITE R1!!!! I kept telling the Filth that it was not me,BUT as far as he was concerned he couldnt give a FUCK cos he had a nick!!!....plus the fooker wound me up so much i nearly clouted the TWAT but a GOOD Mate stopped me as he could see what was coming!
Nuff said!
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 02:19:36 PM »
 [wall] [wall] I guess you get some good and some bad... swings and roundabouts

horse's for course's :dontknow:
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 02:21:08 PM »
Nearly Swung for that FOOKER!!

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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 02:27:20 PM »
CRNINJA very witty...


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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 02:27:39 PM »
Quote from: zxyogi on May 23, 2007, 02:02:50 PM
:iamwithstupid:
But the FOOKERS will twist everything to get a nicking and a good rogering from  DI Twat!!
I was stitched up and got 6 points,long story,the Pigtwat blamed me but it was a so called Mate that did the dodgy doing and never owned up to it so i copped the lot!!!WANKERS!!
 [wall]

Yeah I've been in the back of the squad car before......this chiseller read me my rights including the bit about staying silent and then said "I know you were doing well over 110....just how fast were you going?"  

I think he expected me to go..."It's a fair cop guv....yes I was doing 130, please take my licence off me and send me to jail so I will lose my job and then spend a happy couple of months learning all about man love......it will be for my own good thanks...."

I just sat there like a dummy and he got really pissed off....fucking idiot....I'm sure someone's house was being burgled while he was wasting time harassing a fine upstanding pillar of the community like me........

I just thought I'm not going through that shit again so just did a runner last night instead......will have to lie low for a bit.....
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Re: Doin' a runner........
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 02:32:16 PM »
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