ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Rectum stretcher...  (Read 2933 times)

PeterE

  • Pit Crew
  • *
  • Personal BHP 10
  • Posts: 110
Rectum stretcher...
« on: May 17, 2007, 07:46:43 PM »

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"What's your work?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?"
"A rectum stretcher?"
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."  :tongue3:
Logged

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 08:08:14 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

KEIRON10R

  • The 10R Doctor
  • Global Moderator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 262
  • Posts: 3364
  • www.roadsafetyuk.com
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 11:27:20 PM »

 [rofl]
Logged

davemfox

  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 291
  • Posts: 8870
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 11:31:11 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl]

Dave
Logged
1993 YZF 750 SP (in PINK/white as a homage to AndyJ)

zx10r bob

  • ZX10R Staff
  • GP Hero
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 208
  • Posts: 2799
  • Northwest,,,,,Blackpool
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 05:19:34 PM »

thats a good un [rofl] [rofl]
Logged


I Did,nt Fall of...the road came up to me and said HELLO.........now i have a new best friend called Mr E Bay..........ill be ba

horse

  • I am a GP wanna be not a
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 216
  • Posts: 5197
  • The Shepherd is Here!
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2007, 05:24:34 PM »

 [rofl]
Logged

Ride Hard! Play Hard!

TRON

  • Pit Crew
  • *
  • Personal BHP 23
  • Posts: 125
Re: Rectum stretcher...
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 09:55:36 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] She must have been on the 303 the other day doing her business
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.234 seconds with 22 queries.