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[davemfox]

An ugly man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
 the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free
and took her back to my place."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes
her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"


 "Dunno... Never found the head."



I'll be getting my coat 

Dave

[Andy J]

 

did you mean Thursdays joke 

[GRNINJA]

did you mean last century's joke ..... old but good though + bhp dvae 

[KEIRON10R]