I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I
had a pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found
a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new
pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the
Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
wait for it...its worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."
