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Bit Lonely, need a new pet!!

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Martek:
I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I
had a pet.

So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found
a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new
pet to the pub to have a drink.

So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the
Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.

This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:

wait for it...its worth it!!!!















"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."

Andy J:
+bhp I like that one  :icon_thumright:

MajicKwak:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Now that is a good 'un.

BHP coming your way

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

davemfox:
 [rofl] [rofl]

Dave

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