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5 Stages of Sex

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TRON:
No1 - Smurf Sex - When u meet and shag till ur blue in the face.

No2 - Kitchen sex - when you have been together a short while and shag anywhere in the house.

No3 - Bedroom Sex - Sex is a routine and u only shag on a special occaision.

No4 - Hallway Sex - You pass in the hall and both say to each other "Fuck you"

No5 - Courtroom Sex - Wife takes you to court and screws u infront of 20 strangers!!!

Andy J:
excellent   +bhp  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

horse:
well I've got all five to look forward to still.

GRNINJA:
 [clap] [rofl]

MajicKwak:
Please don't tell me there's no No 6, what else is there to look forward to now..... :cry:

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