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Author Topic: 5 Stages of Sex  (Read 1916 times)

TRON

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5 Stages of Sex
« on: May 13, 2007, 10:05:49 PM »
No1 - Smurf Sex - When u meet and shag till ur blue in the face.

No2 - Kitchen sex - when you have been together a short while and shag anywhere in the house.

No3 - Bedroom Sex - Sex is a routine and u only shag on a special occaision.

No4 - Hallway Sex - You pass in the hall and both say to each other "Fuck you"

No5 - Courtroom Sex - Wife takes you to court and screws u infront of 20 strangers!!!
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Re: 5 Stages of Sex
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 10:46:09 PM »
excellent   +bhp  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: 5 Stages of Sex
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 11:18:50 PM »
well I've got all five to look forward to still.
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Re: 5 Stages of Sex
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 12:39:20 AM »
 [clap] [rofl]
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Re: 5 Stages of Sex
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 01:20:59 AM »
Please don't tell me there's no No 6, what else is there to look forward to now..... :cry:
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