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[Monster Orange]

The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier. "stay there baby" she said to me, "while i nip upstairs and put it on to show you". She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me. "Wow honey, that's a winning costume you've got there". I told her. "That's the most convincing Killer Whale outfit i've ever seen". She said, "I'm a nun you cunt!"