i fella walks into a bar with his dog...the bar keep asks" what will you 'ave"
"2 beers " says the man, one for me and one for the dog
" we don't serve dogs here..away with you"
" no, the dog can talk, for real..ask him what he wants..."
" ok" says the keeper," what would you like to drink?"
" a pint of the dark stuff" says the dog
amazed the barkeep hands over the 2 drinks..just then the owner has to go to the washroom and tells the dog to stay put...
the barkeep says to the dog" here's 10 bucks...go across the street and order a pint from my freind who owns the pub across the way"
"sure says the dog" and off he goes.....just then the owner returns and says" where's the dog?".."oh i sent him across the wayto my friends bar with 10 bucks"
"what, that dog has never left my sight since he was born...i have to go find him"...and out he goes calling in the alleys and streets for the dog...finally he comes across an alley and there he is having himself a good shag
"winston,"..says the owner" i've never seen you like this.."
"well" says the dog..." i've never had 10 bucks before"
