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Author Topic: Wall Joke  (Read 3350 times)

Scottyboy

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Wall Joke
« on: October 04, 2012, 01:25:32 PM »

An English Soldier, an Irish Soldier and a Muslim were all in the desert arguing when a genie appeared and said he'll grant each a wish just to shut them up. The Irish soldier went first and asked the genie if he would make the land in Ireland forever fertile so the crops could flourish, and there would never be famine. With a flash the wish was granted and Ireland was forever fertile. The Muslim was next and he wished for a wall surrounding all the muslim countries so no western ways could corrupt the perfect muslim way of life, and with a flash there was the wall all around the muslim countries. Next was the English Soldier, he looked at the genie and said, please tell me more about this wall, so the genie said its 5000ft tall and 100ft thick nothing can get in or out, so whats your wish? The English Soldier pulled out a cigar, lit it leaned back and said, fill the fucker with water!
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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 12:28:15 AM »

 :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:

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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 03:52:41 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 04:23:59 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] :hello2:
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arek PL

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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 11:20:55 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 11:25:20 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Wall Joke
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 11:58:26 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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