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[greenman43]

Dropped into the medical centre the other day, and found out our new family doctor is an absolutely gorgeous young woman.

To be honest I was a tad embarrassed, but was reassured when she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

Now put completely at ease, I told her, "My wife thinks my knob tastes of strawberries."