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Mark GVA

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One Liners....
« on: August 21, 2012, 08:42:17 AM »
Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

"You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

"You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

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Wheeltrax

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Re: One Liners....
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 10:54:05 AM »
"The pollen count", thats a difficult job isnt it.



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Mark GVA

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Re: One Liners....
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 04:25:57 PM »
 [clap]

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
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EXJ10R

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Re: One Liners....
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 07:28:29 PM »
 :icon_salut: ....yeah, good effort.
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