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[barrie10r]

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home. The first kid says, "A computer."The teacher replies, "That'd be very useful."A second kid says, "A new lawn mower," and gets a similar response.Little Johnny perks up and says, "At my house we don't need anything."The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember my dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."