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Carl...

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griff488:
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Kaos Theory:
Carl's dad could also be a bit daft on occasion..

Living out near Fressingfield, they have a Lurcher named Ogri. Bob is driving the Moggie Minor home & his girlfriend (Joy) is in the passenger seat. Carl is in the back with Ogri. Ogri wasn't much use at catching rabbits & that was the day he got his first lesson.

A rabbit runs out right in front of the Moggie Minor. Bob sets off in hot pursuit. The road (single lane with grass growing in the middle) is between to high hedges. The rabbit panics & sets off along the road. Ogri & Carl are watching from the back of the pickup. After about a 1/2 mile, during which time the pick up has lost one headlight, a mirror & gained 2 dented wings Bob manages to run the rabbit over. He hits the brakes, Ogri leaps out the back, picks up the rabbit in her mouth & jumps back in the pick up.
During the short chase Joy had been screaming at Bob to slow the fcuk down, stop acting like a twat, stop trying to kill her, the rabbit, the dog, Carl etc.
While they are stopped waiting for the dog to return she looks at Bob & says: "What the fcuk were you trying to do ferchrisakes???"
Bob answers: "Teach Ogri how to kill rabbits"
Joy replies: "Next time just give it the fcuking car keys"

Mark GVA:
Bonus BHP....

Funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time... had me & several mates pissing ourselves laughing  :icon_thumleft:

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