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Kaos Theory:

Nutz:
Jesus.............I am in tears here, thanks for the laugh Kaos.  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Kaos Theory:
Stilt Walking:

At the same party as the strobe/fireworks episode...

Carl finds 2 9ft long curtain rods, they had been holding up what is now a smoldering pile of ash in the front yard. He thinks they would make good stilts. Carl doesn't understand the principle behind stilts. Namely, that they have somwhere to put your feet.
He stands on the arm of the couch, sticks the end of a curtain rod in each armpit & sets forth. Legs flailing, he falls over.. repeatedly.

Carl is one of those *scruffy buggers* with all the sartorial elegance of a homeless bum. He's wearing TWO pairs of Levi's. The outer pair being so shreaded that they are little more than rags. I point out to him that the reason for his failure is his legs swinging about & suggest that he slide the curtain rods between the 2 pairs of Levi's. His dad looks at me & furtively pulls a camera out of his pocket.
We get the curtain rods up his levi's & out the holes near the front pockets, Carl stands on the arm of the couch again, He sets forth. He makes one step & looses his balance, However, with the rods up his trouser legs he can't put his feet out to stop the fall. The guy who owns the house realises Carl is going to land in the middle of the coffee table. Halfway to the floor, the doorbell *rings* & everything goes into slo-mo. He heroically pulls the coffee table out of the way just in time & Carl plunges face first into a marble fireplace instead. The end of one curtain rod hits the end of the coal shovel in the fireplace. There is a lump of coal on the shovel. The lump of coal smashed the chandelier, the shovel went thru the speaker on the front of the television.
I'm on the floor CRYING with laughter. LMFAO

Mark GVA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

+bhp... best laugh in a while  :occasion14:

cobra builder:
Well funny  [clap] [rofl] [rofl]

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