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Yo Mamma Jokes
« on: July 13, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »
If you've got a good "Yo Mamma" joke post it here.
I'll start the ball rolling with...

"Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!"
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 03:55:00 PM »
Yo mamma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo mamma's ass is so big, when she sits down she is 3 foot taller!

Yo mamma so stupid, she went to the dentist to set up her Bluetooth.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 07:13:16 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Keep em comin!
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 07:26:11 PM »
Yo MaMma's so fat her ass has its own postcode...
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 07:42:58 PM »
Yo mamma so fat I have to roll off the bitch twice!
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 09:41:24 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 12:09:41 PM »
Ultimate science geek response:

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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 12:13:02 PM »
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama is so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2012, 12:25:59 PM »
Yo mamas so fat when she walks on the beach she leaves glass foot prints!
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2012, 12:29:04 PM »
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2012, 12:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Mark GVA on August 11, 2012, 12:29:04 PM
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
[rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]
Yeah but your Dads a Mother f***er!!!  [rofl]
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2012, 01:05:50 PM »
 [rofl] [clap] [rofl]
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