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Author Topic: Paddys wife  (Read 2534 times)

ajhutch69

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Paddys wife
« on: July 11, 2012, 01:44:13 PM »

Paddys wife has never had an orgasm so the docs suggests the wife is over heating during sex. So Paddy gets his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm so his friend suggests a swap. I'll shag her & you waft the towel'. within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure & has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly & says... 'and that my old son is how you waft a fucking towel'
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Wheeltrax

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2012, 02:04:23 PM »

 [clap]  [rofl]
+BHP for that one
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fringe80

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 03:08:08 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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NellyB

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 04:00:01 PM »

 :icon_thumright: [clap] [rofl] :wav: [rofl] [rofl] excellent mate
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Waverider

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 04:16:22 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Mark GVA

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2012, 05:31:58 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]  [clap]
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Jak

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 05:33:33 PM »

thats funny  [rofl]
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irish-zx10r

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2012, 10:59:12 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Bhp for that very good.
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silky22

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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2012, 10:06:14 PM »

classic  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumleft:
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Re: Paddys wife
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 09:46:13 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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