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davemfox

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Friday's Cracker....
« on: May 04, 2007, 05:17:30 PM »

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible accident and went into a
deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be

christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not me
brother...he's a clueless idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks
the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about me brother....I like Denise. "

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew" !!!!!!


 [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Friday's Cracker....
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 05:18:39 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Friday's Cracker....
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 10:03:20 PM »

Blown the cobwebs off that old one eh!  :roll:

Still funny though  :icon_thumright:
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Re: Friday's Cracker....
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 11:59:36 PM »

if its any consolation I haven't heard it + bhp buddy  :tongue3: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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