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Help please !
« on: May 03, 2007, 02:19:24 PM »

Can anyone help with the install/removal of software ?? :tongue3:

*Program called: WIFE/ GIRLFRIEND*


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend version 7.0* to *Wife version 1.0*.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, *Wife
1.0*installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0* , *Hunting and
Fishing 7.5*, and *Racing 3.6** *
I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0* ,
but the uninstall doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!

Thanks, *


A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*

___________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING
SYSTEM.*.

You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under*Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command* **C:\APOLOGIZE* because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. *

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife
1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook
It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program*Nag Nag** **9.5. *Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase
additional software called *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* ! *

WARNING!!!** DO NOT* , under any circumstances, install *Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and
will *cause
irreversible damage to the operating system. *

Best of luck,
Tech Support
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Re: Help please !
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 05:12:19 PM »

funny as fuck
made me laugh [clap] [clap] :icon_thumright:
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Re: Help please !
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 05:55:49 PM »

Some of the oldies are the best  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Help please !
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 09:28:47 PM »

Is that one still doing the rounds these days  :roll:
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Re: Help please !
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 10:48:35 PM »

Is that one still doing the rounds these days  :roll:

 :iamwithstupid:

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Re: Help please !
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 07:26:02 AM »



'Kin brill !!!  . . ..  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]....... Unfortunately guys, my operating system dates back so far, even Fozzy in his Star-Ship won't have heard of it.

However.... GOOD NEWS.... not many people know that,  long term  use ( if you can bear it !!!) of  the same software results in a

 *** Permanent ERROR Code : _  */O\* _  and Glitch in mamory, sometimes displayed as *;$$$ fukme/thatsgona cost'ya\diamondn flowerswork /... ***  (verbally translated into .... Are you biking all weekend luv ???   if so I'll do the housework n shoppin, we'll go out for curry t'neet,  have a jump, then you'll be ready for an early blat wi' lads while I sober up in bed all day !    [whistle] [whistle] [whistle]
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Re: Help please !
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 08:34:56 AM »

Kwakaholic - you got a good 'un there matey - was it luck or lots of initial research ?
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Re: Help please !
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 08:45:45 AM »



...... years o moanin got her nowhere... and evenually she gave in..... mind you she didn't speak for about 4 years when I came home wi 'a bike  the first time !!!  [rofl]

.... am  dying for a blat but unfortuantely got my head sunburnt and probably won't be able to put mi lid on....bollox  :crybaby2:
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