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zx10r bob

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ha ha oooha
« on: May 02, 2007, 11:03:19 PM »



An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for
two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take  charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a EUR. 2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a EUR.
4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and EUR.
2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do.
What do you suggest?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a  hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You shag her again."
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Re: ha ha oooha
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2007, 11:12:25 PM »

golden oldie + bhp    :icon_thumright:

« Last Edit: May 02, 2007, 11:24:19 PM by Andy J »
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Re: ha ha oooha
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 11:18:03 PM »

Haha, nice one Bob.

I've not heard it before so it's not been a total waste  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: ha ha oooha
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2007, 11:21:10 PM »

 [rofl]

Nice one Bob
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Re: ha ha oooha
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 01:14:46 AM »

 [rofl] :iamwithstupid:
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Re: ha ha oooha
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2007, 09:56:14 AM »

 [rofl]
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