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[tony83]

Why the fuck do all the old people in my area have to go to tescos on a saturday morning and clog up the aisles on my day off? Surely they've had all bastard week to go shopping? But again this saturday i'm confronted by hordes of dithering & indecisive wrinklies who cant handle trollies properly anymore.
They should take one less saga day trip and get their groceries instead. Or get the bus driver to stop at tescos on way back from the seaside.

sorry but it really fucks me off and just had to have a rant... this saturday was especially bad. 

[Huwbert]

   I hear ya! Maybe stand at the end of the ailse with a bowling ball and see if you can get a strike!   

[Wheeltrax]

Old people, ya cant beat 'em! (Pity  )

[wing46]

No one gets younger.

[doug_zx10r]

They wait for the all the shopping to go through and only then do they look for their purse, of which they have three, and they are sure the correct change is in one of them, but which one?  You feel like shouting "the apples are six months old, flown in from Chad, and deep frozen, buy them on Friday if you want them fresher"!  Grrrrr, it makes me so angry!!!

[David154]

They wait for the all the shopping to go through and only then do they look for their purse, of which they have three, and they are sure the correct change is in one of them, but which one?  You feel like shouting "the apples are six months old, flown in from Chad, and deep frozen, buy them on Friday if you want them fresher"!  Grrrrr, it makes me so angry!!!

"I like my six month old apples from Chad....so you can wait"

[Wheeltrax]

No one gets younger.

(still fun havin a vent at the wrinklies tho  )

[EXJ10R]

Mate, just wait until the saturday before crimbo.....infact any day from now until crimbo...the supermarket aisles are full of fucktards. Ho Ho fucking Ho.

[Black10R]

I agree f**kin owd tossers should be shot (aged 48) not long to go now 

[Wheeltrax]

Was it "Bladerunner" where people got bumped off at a certain age?
I'm past me sell by date under that scenario!

[HammyUK]

Logan's Run

[Wheeltrax]

Logan's Run

Thats the one!
Me memorys not what it once was yer know (now, where did I put me purse?  )

[jeffoboyo1]

there was a film that they used to run oldies over for points think it was 100 points for oldies, dont know what that was called tho...

[psg2]

its crazy..........why have they got money to spend 

[jeffoboyo1]

its crazy..........why have they got money to spend 

they must be blowing there cold weather payment on whisky and gin.