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[jeffoboyo1]

mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker.
it was after eight. they got off at quality street.
he asked her name. "polo, im the one with the hole" she said with a wispa.
"im marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.
he touched her creme eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers.
he fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs.
it was a fab moment as she screemed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre. but 3 days later his sherbert dip-dab started to itch.
turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he's got feckin allsorts !!!!!!!

[David154]

  Tasty

[Black10R]

Jesus wept