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[jeffoboyo1]

paddy and murphy fancy a pint but only have a euro between them.
paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
murphy says are you mad? now we're skint! come on says paddy follow me.
they go into the pub order 2 pints and drink them before they pay.
paddy shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells murphy
to get down on his knees and suck it.   the barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and pints later murphy says i cant do this any more, my knees are sore and i'm pissed.
how do you think i feel? says paddy, i cant even remember which pub i lost the sausage in.........

[fringe80]

 

[David154]

 

[roy]

old but good 

[davemfox]

old but good 

 

Dave