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[madlad]

Two men ship wrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief
informs them that the only way to avoid being eaten is to undergo the
' Ordeal of Fruit'. The men accept at once, and the chief sends into the
jungle to collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them back to him.

The first man comes back with 100 grapes. The cheif says that if he can
shove all the grapes up his arse without giggling then he will be free.
But no sooner has the first grape reached his butt than the man bursts
out laughing. 'Whats so funny?' the cheif asks. 'Don't you realize were
going to kill you now'.

'I'm sorry' the sailor replies. 'It's just that my friend is collecting pineapples'.

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