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[jeffoboyo1]

paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside
saying:
pies  50p
wanks  10p
so he decides to go in and investigate.
he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
paddy asks ''do you give the wanks?
''yeah i do, ''she replies in a seductive voice.
''well wash your f#cking hands i want a pie......