I did this on the Porsche Club Forum, it was a really popular thread. I will try and list all my bikes in order of ownership, it starts in 1990, here goes;
1. Kawasaki AR125, learnt and test passed on it.
2. Kawasaki KR1, seized twice, ridden like a hooligan!
3. Suzuki RGV M, brilliant bike, bought a brand new one.....
4. Suzuki RGV P, branny, seized at 600 miles, sacked two strokes & part ex'd it for.....,
5. A brand new Kawasaki ZXR400. Fantastic, started track days, got knee down on it and then hit a car and wrote it off.....
6. Replaced it with a ZX6R MY '96, first proper big bike.
7. Updated with a ZX636 B1H, it was the dogs. Fortunes changed & had to sell
8. Three months later bought a Yamaha R6 MY 2000. Missed my B1H.
9. Part exchanged for a B1H and bought a second one as a track bike (no 10)
11. Return to two strokes, bought a 2000 Aprilia RS 250 (3 bikes in the garage)
12. Saw a mint black/silver RS 250 and bought that too (4 bikes in the garage). Found them limiting in the wet on track (no torque)
13. Bought a ZXR 400 track bike (5 bikes in the garage).
14. Updated my B1H and bought a ZX6R C2 (under seat exhaust, 6 bikes).
15. Matched my new bike with a matching ZX6R track bike. Missus started to moan so ran them down to the two ZX6R's.
Lasted a couple of years then came the litre bikes...
16. Bought a little Aprilia SR50 moped to commute on, right giggle.
17. Enter the ZX10R
- Mint '06 plate bike 1700 miles in green,massive power.
18. Matched it with a higher mileage track bike, tattier than advertised, previous owner was a cock. You know who you are.....
19. Replaced the SR50 with a DRZ 400 SM to commute, survive winter and green lane in the winter months, great fun but knobblies a nightmare on wet roads.
20. Changed it to a DRZ 400 Supermoto. Lost green lane ability, no power on the road....Pointless bike.
21. Sold the DRZ and bought a beautiful mint CBR 400RR mini Fireblade. It's gorgeous, nostalgic and a little screamer. Still got it.
22. Road going ZX10R a bit much for the roads....Missed my ZX6R's so bought a mint ex demo ZX6R '09, fantastic bike, still got it, sold the '06 ZX10R. Fear not....
23. Bought a low mileage '08 ZX10R in mint condition and prepared it as a track bike. Much better handling bike than previous 10. Touch wood remains mint and pampered like a baby.
Some where in those years a shitty Suzuki X7 and a Honda Dominator smeared my garage, cheap ebay hacks that were a waste of time, you get what you pay for.
Best bike...........I think the Kawasaki B1H ZX636, best handling, best sounding bike with attitude though I have loved all my kwacks. I think if I track my latest ZX6R it will supercede the B1H, that is a very useable screaming 600. Loved 'em all though!!! Somewhere in the 25 bikes region and no doubt more to come.....I think a drug habit would have been cheaper
19/08/12 Update I sold the CBR400 and replaced it with a '03 B1H ZX636R - I bought the new ZX10r with ABS (Gen 4) for the road. Kiss of death, did a track evening on it, much easier ride than the '08 model. Sold the '09 ZX6R. Kiss of death continued, just bought a second Gen 4 ZX10r this weekend to turn into a track bike and ordered no end of kit for it, this is costing me a fortune!!!