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fridayman

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« on: April 19, 2007, 10:57:07 AM »


A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop........

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked: "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"




The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...











"Try doing it with the engine running."

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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 10:59:05 AM »

 :lol: Funny but a good point too :icon_thumright:
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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 11:25:12 AM »

Thats the bollox.

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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 12:09:14 PM »

I like that  :icon_thumright:
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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 01:14:48 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] good one  :icon_thumright:
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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2007, 12:11:41 AM »

 :icon_thumright: [rofl]
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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2007, 01:21:34 AM »

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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2007, 11:08:31 AM »

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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2007, 11:13:13 AM »

 [rofl]
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Re: Mechanic
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 09:13:45 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Class....

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