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HammyUK

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Winter Classes for Women
« on: March 23, 2011, 07:39:27 PM »

Winter Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 08:43:46 PM »

Brilliant! with you all the way on this one.
Reminds me of one I heard recently....
"If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and his wife isnt there to hear him, is he still wrong?" :D
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 09:46:49 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] hammy   [rofl] [rofl] kev
« Last Edit: March 24, 2011, 09:54:55 PM by roy »
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 11:25:46 PM »

true dat  [rofl]
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2011, 04:18:39 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2011, 08:44:06 PM »

Bollox, just spilt my cider..........brills lads, brills!!  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2011, 09:56:42 PM »

where do i book my wife for the whole set  [whistle]
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 12:28:53 PM »


Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Bloody hell, too damn hard for mine is that one.  Is the advanced course called 'how to NOT talk all the way through Martin Brundle's grid walk and the start, then bugger off on lap 2 of the grand prix, only to come back and pipe up again over the pit stops'?

LOL
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 06:37:54 PM »

If you're watching F1 then I don't blame her!
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Re: Winter Classes for Women
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 10:23:15 PM »

If you're watching F1 then I don't blame her!

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