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Author Topic: Joke  (Read 1756 times)

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Joke
« on: April 18, 2007, 11:16:54 PM »
I went to the gym the other day and asked could they teach me how to do the splits, they said how flexible are you, i said i can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays...

An elephant meets a camel and asks, "why have you got tits on your back?" The Camel replies, " thats fucking rich, coming from a fat c**t with a dick on his face".

Last one...honest!

Paddy is in a disco. He asks a girl "How about a fuck?" She replies "I'm on my menstrual cycle." "Great" says paddy "I'm on my scooter, I'll follow you home".

No offence to the Irish, it courses through my veins too...

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 11:19:15 PM »
 [rofl]  +bhp
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GRNINJA

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 11:21:34 PM »
+ bhp your of top form buddy  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 09:37:35 AM »
Oldies but goodies

BHP from me
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 09:08:15 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]

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