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Irishman in a Lift

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fido:
Skinny, little, white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the     
little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350     pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles,
Turner   Brown.'
 
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
 
The big guy kneels down and brings him to,   
shaking him.. The big   guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
 
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What   
EXACTLY did you say   to me?'
 
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and   
figured I'd just   give you the answers to the questions everyone
always   asks me...... I'm 7     feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have
a 20 inch penis,   my testicles   weigh 3 pounds each and my name is
Turner Brown.'
 
The little white Irishman says:
 
'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.  I thought you said,
'Turn around!

David154:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap]

Jak:
Very funny  [rofl]

Mark GVA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

fringe80:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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