Skinny, little, white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles,
Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What
EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have
a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is
Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says:
'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I thought you said,
'Turn around!
