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[Jon177]

Bollocks Andy i just got that too

[Andy J]

    

ok, 1 bhp from me for

Rearrange the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word     

[Andy J]

Bollocks Andy i just got that too

      

[MajicKwak]

one word.




I did it first me me me

[Andy J]

+bhp fella

[MajicKwak]

Cool, I won something.


I have to lie down now after all that excitement.

[MajicKwak]

Ok BHP from me for this one

 A customer in a hardware shop asks: "How much do I pay for one?" "Three euros", the shopkeeper replies.

"And what about twelve?" is his next question, to which the shopkeeper answers: "That would be six euros."

"OK, then I'll take a hundred and twenty-one." the customer says and pays nine euros.

 The question is: What did this customer buy?

[MajicKwak]

and another for this one

 A triangle is is 9 x 12 x 21 inches.

The question is: what is the area of this triangle?

[Andy J]

3 numbers for his house front ?

[Andy J]

and another for this one

 A triangle is is 9 x 12 x 21 inches.

The question is: what is the area of this triangle?

that can't be a triangle fella it's just two lines 

[MajicKwak]

You'll have to wait till the morning for your other BHP

2 sides of the triangle = the 3rd side therfore the area would be none as you almost pointed out.

[Jon177]

See look what ive started,you lot love this shit

[GRNINJA]

nice ones 

[KEIRON10R]

look at ya BHP ya fecker 

 

[Andy J]

here's one guys.............

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon.

A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog.

How did the driver know the dog was there?