Poor guy
>>
>>
>> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
>> into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
>> bed.
>>
>>
>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
>> girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
>> and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells
>> his wife:
>>
>>
>> "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
>> probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
>> I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>> complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
>> nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
>> he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
>>
>>
>> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
>> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
>> and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the
>> bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
