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scottish g

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Trick or Treat
« on: October 30, 2010, 11:10:40 AM »

How to have fun with the trick or treat culture. (No excuse you have advanced warning)

buy a jar of lollies, a tray of farerro roche, a bar of cadbury's chocolate and half a pound of sprouts.
Available at barry's bargains apart from the sprouts.

1 Eat the ferero roche but keep the wrappers intact.
2 Melt the chocolate in a pan.
3 Dip the sprouts in the chocolate and allow to cool. (You know where this is going don't you)
4 Wrap the chocalate coated sprouts in the farero roche wrappers.
5 The lolleys are to lure your prey into a false sense of security.
6 hand out lollies to your unsuspecting trick or treaters, but slip the odd chocolate coated sprout in.

Either you ensure that kids get to taste at least one veg on the 31st of October or even better. You could catch the greedy adult who is supervising the exchange from the bottom of the street.
Well it is trick or treat.

Even better, roll the choccy sprouts in nuts and you may even take out someone with a nut alergy LOL.

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roy

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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 04:56:22 PM »

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Dale

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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 07:30:03 PM »

.....Why coat the sprouts in chocolate when you can use dogshit....  [rofl]
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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 07:37:43 PM »

I take it you don't like kids! [naughty]




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Dale

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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2010, 08:20:42 PM »

No, I like kids...... dogshit has less calories than chocolate, and it wont rot their teeth.
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scottish g

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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2010, 08:49:51 PM »

No, I like kids...... dogshit has less calories than chocolate, and it wont rot their teeth.
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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2010, 11:23:17 PM »

No, I like kids...... dogshit has less calories than chocolate, and it wont rot their teeth.
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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 12:15:55 AM »

Seriously, I dont mind kids.........we're having a big bonfire at the local muslim orphanage on November 5th........I can't wait to see their little faces light up.
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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 08:43:36 AM »

 [naughty] [naughty] [naughty] [naughty]



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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2010, 11:49:15 PM »

must remember this for next halloween................. actually xmas is coming up and my ex wife loves farerro roche  [rofl]
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Re: Trick or Treat
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 12:15:00 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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