Book Report-Too funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :....... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:....... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :....... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton :....... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :....... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :....... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..
Clinton :....... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:....... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton :....... Let's not go there.
Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :....... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:....... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :....... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :....... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
