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HRC Fireblade:
I went to the gym the other day and asked could they teach me how to do the splits, they said how flexible are you, i said i can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays...

An elephant meets a camel and asks, "why have you got tits on your back?" The Camel replies, " thats fucking rich, coming from a fat c**t with a dick on his face".

Last one...honest!

Paddy is in a disco. He asks a girl "How about a fuck?" She replies "I'm on my menstrual cycle." "Great" says paddy "I'm on my scooter, I'll follow you home".

No offence to the Irish, it courses through my veins too...

Andy J:
 [rofl]  +bhp

GRNINJA:
+ bhp your of top form buddy  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Jon177:
Oldies but goodies

BHP from me

davemfox:
 [rofl] [rofl]

Dave

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