Paddy passes by Mick's hay shed one day and through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of the old
red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right welly, then the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward, and in a classic striptease move, lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and, with a final flourish, he hurls his flat
cap on to a pile of hay.
Paddy takes a deep breath, pushes open the door and yells "Mick, what on earth are ya doin'."
"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out o' me" says an obviously embarrassed Mick.
"Me and the missus bin havin' some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and me therapist
suggested I do somethin' sexy to a tractor."
