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[scottish g]

Married couple staying in a hotel room but only have single beds.  Husband says "My little honey bunch, I'm lonely wonely"

She makes her way to his bed but trips over a suitcase. He says, "Oh did my little honey bunny fall on her nosey wosey?

Let me kissey wissey it all betterie wetterie." She gets up & climbs into bed with him & they make passionate love.

On her way back to bed she falls over the suitcase again. Her husband says "Clumsy fat c*nt"

[Black10R]

  A drunken man always speaks the truth 

[roy]