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Author Topic: Random joke  (Read 2504 times)

Dale

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Random joke
« on: August 30, 2010, 07:52:38 PM »

A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?" I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon." As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I eat those fucking Rowntree's Randoms!"
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HoodyZX10r

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Re: Random joke
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 08:34:40 PM »

Can't your miss's find you a job or something! Just cause your saturday O/T got blown out no need to take it out on us!!!!  :tongue2:

Taxi for dale!!!!!!
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Dale

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Re: Random joke
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 10:30:10 PM »

I thought you had a good sense of humour hoody......well your riding is a fucking joke anyway.......I got your nut to pick up from Powerlinks this week.......but not if i get half shifts all week down the jetty.
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arek PL

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Re: Random joke
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 10:49:01 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] almost pissed myself
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fringe80

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Re: Random joke
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2010, 12:11:10 AM »

 :lol: :lol: [rofl]
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roy

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Re: Random joke
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 08:04:40 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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